Rating: M (for fpreg and implied transgender sex)
Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds
Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, other Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men or Criminal Minds. I owe wizened_cynic for the concept of quantum babies and probably for the transgender sex too. But I'm the one who deserves to be cursed at. Title stolen from the song by The National.
I'm so sorry. I really don't know where this came from... that's a total lie. I know exactly where this came from. this is the fault of trexkitten for suggesting an apocalyptic destruction of the human race, and wizened_cynic who inquired whether i had given Emily a quantum baby yet. And yes, i combined the two ideas... plus i've been reading Gilberto Freyre who supplied certain other offensive aspects.
This is a cracked out AU of my previous X-Men/Criminal Minds crossover. Knowledge of previous stories is not necessary.
It intersects with the angstfest storyline a few years later, during Emma and Emily's established non-relationship.
Oddly enough, although this contains an apocalypse, this does not count as Angst. It is very non angsty, in fact it tends more to the rainbows and puppies end of the spectrum. I am working on the angst! It is coming slowly. Try not to kill me for this.
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